If you want to raise a ruckus, simply declare in public, or in a blog on the internet (cyber public, I guess), that it is preferable to have been born a certain gender (coincidentally your own gender). That ought to do it…it did for The Captain with his last posting in cyber public (I have now officially coined this new phrase!) In fact, I received a vehement and, even better, funny rebuttal to this post from a Myrmidon with the cyberpseudonym (I just can’t control myself) of BriggChick, apparently an allusion to military prison and her rather easily offended gender. But prison chicks are cool (so I’ve heard), so I have decided to post the rebuttal…along with a few innocuous comments.
AHHH
Nothing in the article about intelligence my friend….Is there ever any intelligence in my articles??
I wonder if you left that out on purpose?!?!?!?!? No need to mention it. It would be akin to saying birds are better at flying than pigs.
J You mean, as in smoke one?
PS- girls rule and you know it!
Without girlie emotions… boys would apparently have nothing to “hunt down and destroy” forcing them to destroy each other…. (Hey there’s a thought…) Yes, boys absolutely love to destroy each other – it’s called male bonding. A bone can be set with a cool cast; a gash can be stitched and leave a cool scar; a broken nose will leave cool, permanent blood stains everywhere. Feelings are slippery, invisible, and can make you cry, something a guy just can’t allow to survive.
Considering boy’s desire to “hunt down and destroy” emotions of a MULTITUDE of girls… often at the same time…More proof that guys are better at math than girls; this is simple, dispassionate statistics. The greater the number of girls in the sampling increases the odds of the man finding a womb enabled (to steal a clever phrase from my co-author) partner who will not expect her man to have feelings. This is, I believe, what is known as Social Darwinism. I know many boys have COOTIES too… And you “know” this how?? dangerous cooties to boot… that when contracted... may stay with us dress wearing, womb enabled, ponytail sporting females for LIFE… (My sister is a gynecologist in the city of Buffalo Please send her my condolences. - BELIEVE ME when I say there are VERY dangerous Cooties out there, and folks of both sexes don’t do much about cooties now a days despite the availability of many methods to thwart them…) Awesome use of the word “thwart!” Wear Trojanz. Thwart Cooties.
Clearly- boys prefer getting lost or trespassing to getting to where you need to go on time… or without aggravation … Going anywhere with a woman pretty much guarantees aggravation. without girls to BLAME for the need for asking directions… Read your Bible; why did God wait until Adam was passed out before stealing a rib and making Eve? Because he knew Adam would never go for it, that’s why. But Adam, being puny and mortal, couldn’t very well blame that all powerful divine practical jokester God, could he? So he did the next best thing and blamed the woman! So there is a well established biblical precedent for blaming women. I am fairly certain that the human race would NEVER get anywhere without CHICKS.
Yours truly (and as always in jest), already at the desired destination Go right into that Jack and Jill Bridal Shower – please don’t wait for me as I will be busy getting lost., waiting on your trespassing, broken by a girl (probably emotionally and in the foot race) in the past, self,
BriggChick
Believe The Captain When He Says: Thanks for keeping me dishonest, BriggChick!
Yours in masculine tardiness,
The Captain
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